Ich bin am Wochenende beim Aufräumen auf einen alten Zettel gestossen. Ein Wortspiel mit Sh** und dem Inhalt diverser Religionen und Philosophien.
Taoism: Shit happens!
Confucianism: Confucius said, shit happens!
Buddhism: If shit happens, it is not really shit.
Zen Buddhism: What is the sound of the shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Catholicism: If shit happens, then you deserve it.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
New Age: I firm that shit does not happen to me
Atheism: I don’t believe this shit.
Rastafarianism: Let’s roll this shit up and smoke it!